LIKE STAIRS AND ROCKS

When I'm real real real lonely, I jump off things, like stairs and rocks.

I Never Except the Unexpected because I don't want to be Disappointed!

Click THIS to play my favorite game.

Click THIS to look at my homepage.

Click THIS to find your next punch line.

I am a mature adult!

GIRL POWER!

G-Unit

This is my old boyfriend... he is considered my OLD boyfriend for quite a few reasons. Firstly, he is actually old, 500 years old. This was at first quite awkward, but now I just see it as a great conversation starter. He is also old because he has been my boyfriend for years. This is proven with this image, we were dating during the times in which homemade african masks were trendy.

MUCH classier than the deep Throat Circus....

FUCK STITCHES, i got mad bitches

which is better to burn down...a church or a school or the mall?

I have been getting fatter, and soon I will have to wear a leotard in public...is this good or bad for self image?

likeeeee, if you got a cut on your arm...and stitches would help...would it be better to get stitches or bang mad bitches????

Is it better to be rich or free?

To be raped or to rape?

To find the answers to these questions AND much more WATCH..my new TV show Called "fukken FhilosophiCal", its deep shit porn.

I am a tall breeze

chang chang chang, so rich, so famous, got money hangin out the anus.

TOP POP.....TOP POP....TOP POP

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Sisters Burning at the Stake

*benny. i am your blind brother.*

I hate it when American Apparel shows you everyone's boobs. It's even weirder because most of the models are extremely skinny, so when you look at them in the advertisements you feel as if you are looking at soft core child pornography. Then you are flooded with feelings of guilt...and impulses to buy leotards.I get that it's suppose to be artsy and all, but some times too much raunchy is just to much raunchy.

West Point

I really want to go to West Point, I just gotta go. It's the #1 school in the country, it's got a badmitton team, AND unlike Cooper Union...which is just free....West Point pays you $10,000 or more a year. They also pay you extra to study aboard. Although you have to wear that horrid uniform for your first two years, as an upperclassman you can wear civilian clothes. And you only have to serve the U.S. Military as an officer for 5 years....SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR A BIG WINDOW INTO LIFE.
People hate Yalers and Harvarders , but if you went to West Point you demand respect and honer, something I have never had, except from my slaves.

we all can't sing along, or else we are a clan!

talons, talons, talons......walking into the talkie, talking into the saloon
we carry our burdens so they can bring us about, about Charles, about Denis, never about the red man. Windows carry our feline whores up and about, they beg to be put down...but we never listen. We always bring what we want, when we want it. We always take what we want, when we want it. We always have our way, because we made the way. Waveboarders never give in to the four wheels, always staying on two, making it harder and much less practical, but enjoying the unique feeling that comes along with its cleat like coverings. We never drowned a baby in our tubs, that was Amy Tans heroines mother in Joy Luck...she also had sex on a wall.

we need to do this NOW.

fuxxxs......sexy way to say fuck (because of the xxx)

kkk....... controverisal way to say ok (because of the hate group)

fns.......means flip a shit (NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THE N CAME FROM!!!)

meow......something to say everytime there is an awkward lull in convo

thanxxxs......Sexy was to say thanks

pedo......politically correct way to say retard

raunchy...... something really cute.

stubo...... someone who has short arms and legs

dance........anything.

lebo.....a lesbian

fresh 2 death....... something that is actually not fresh at all

wavy....... used sarcastically.

bby pro hoe..... baby prostitutes other nickname

bang for buck...... to want to get closer to someone

daterape..... want to become friends with someone

I wish I was Avril

She was always so cool

she always had a punk, yet completely refined grace

she could rock the guitar and the vocals

she said "shit" in a song once

She wore a wife beater and tie

she never gave up!

WHERE HAS OUR QUEEN, OUR SAVIOR GONE? WILL SHE EVER CLAIM HER THRONE AS "THE MOTHERFUCKING PRINCESS"??????

stalking on a slide

for health, for lyfeeeeee

dez reSULTs

WHO WOULD YOU SHOOT??!!

Viggo Mortison...16%
Kate Speidel...66%
Nobody, because we are are the world, we are the children...50%
Flippy...16%
Bitches with no feet...83%
ALL THE DOLPHINS (you the Cove or sum shit)...33%
Playerz with no hands...50%

bitchs with no feet...WATCH YOUR BACK.

You cute, but dont let that go to your head!

LASSt cut, filled with many black holes...like my face....

I am the man of this town, i have the right to show you around!!!

fuxzing yessssss, this freaky ass pervert has finally departed from my puddle...i call life. All she did was insult me and throw little rocks at my face, which was quite cruel because my face is ALREADY covered in scars, after all my name is Seal.

I feel really retarded...i honestly just bought alot of songs from the itunes essentials 90s hip hop one hit wonders and academy award winning songs workout.....whhyyyyy dooo i dooo theseee thingggggssssss!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

click this. Or dont, and click this instead.

Neopets conquers all......AGAIN.

WOWOWOWOW, in a not so insane victory Neopets wins it all in the WHO WOULD YOU MARRY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? POLL, WHO WOULD OF GUESSED......ME.

DEZZZZZZZ ARE DE RESULTS

skin heads for some reason got zero votes......WTF?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!

All i wanna do is DIE.

WTF.....Katherz and I where supposed to have a Harry Potter fanfic contest tonight, but because she is on the phone with her new lover Devin (who she will sooooo throw out in like a week ) she has left all the other citizens of this country we used to call home, abandoned...lost....thrown down into the a small, but expansive, body of water...and boy, oh boy, oh boy, do i want to escape it!!!!

so i am using this as a chance to show whoever may read this far into this post the real truth about this fool, this pathetic groveling monster clawing at my rib...does she think I Adam, and she Eve?????

SOOOOO KATE MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO!

punk news.

this is an photo biography of a young boy, no home, no life, no soul. They only thing he owns is his levi's, but thankfully, ALL I NEED IS ALL I GOT.
*these are all very recent pictures of Smokey, the subject of this biography of sorts, they are extremely recent, they were actually all captured yesterday*

This is when smokey though he was REALLY hot shit, so hot that one glance could send almost anyone crying....he was wrong...he was the only one crying.

This is the embarassing stage in smokey's life when he changed his name to Apple and dated a lad by the name of Kup, they were extremely sensual all over my floor!!!
This is a photo taken about ten seconds before smokey got the rape raped out of him by an asian, he was not feeling it, but she was.
This is when Smokey thought cell phones were cool.
This was a photo taken recently when smokey thought he should end his life. His good friend Robodobo then took this picture upon hearing aarons sobs and then said, "see this picture????SEETHSPICTURE??? this is the man i want to love....forever". They then got very intimate...
This was a bad spot.
This is when smokey wanted to be really trendy, but then he realized it was not 1996.

This was from that time, around that place, with that guy, who was selling those things attached to that whore.
This is how he looks RIGHT NOW.

Picture promptz for lyfeeee!!!

So lykeeee I am making my own standardized test called the EKT (eugenics knowledge test), cause the standardized test business seems like a quick and stable way to make $$$ in the current economy. The test will consist of 69 multiple choice that will not only test their ability to dream, but also their ability to love. There will also be a timed portion were the student is forced to write down everything they know about Sandra Bullock. The last, AND most important section will be the picture prompt, if they fail this, they will be marked with the scarlet letter. So here is an ultra exclusive peak at the picture prompt with an example answer.

Gloria’s ivory hands were shaking; not with fear, but with admiration. She was only five feet way from her idol, her hero, her muse. She was wearing a scarlet velvet pull over her mother made for her school picture day last year, and on bottom she was wearing nothing but an illusion. She was begging her mind to not fail her as she approached her personal idea of god. “ey ey yo yo!” She squeaked, startled by her retarded use of slang. He glanced at her with confused but understanding eyes. He was dressed in a suit made completely out of silver, he used such a harsh material because he enjoyed the contrast between the hardness of his metal suit in comparison with his soft soul. “Can I hug you?” Gloria asked, she was starting to feel as if her heart was a broken vase in an empty airport. He grumbled, it was not that he did not want to touch Gloria, he just thought she looked like his sister a lil too much. Gloria decided to just go for it and hug him anyway, for after all you only live once (and she has AIDs so her time is even shorter...). Just as she was reaching her arms around him he swiftly turned, as if to expose his backside. She did not care though, because in her mind she imagined he was and angel.

This essay would of earned the student a C for they did not reference eugenics OR the military.

BambambambamLALALA

Katherz is in the clair, this is how she looked today on our yachting trip down the Yangtze River.
We saw many turtles, falcons, and even a blue crab. This was a day she will take with her till death, she saw so many sights, and finally felt the air blow through her hair. I did not feel such an emotion, for I am bald.

WERRR ARE YOU PLUTO???

On Marzu: cow skin bullet skirt, moth gun tights, handmade shirt, Dirty Girl Mud Sex Vest, Thrifted Face.
On ME!!!: Face down ass up socks, Leggy Albino Leggings, You raped my when I was twelve fringe vest, Thrifted soul.

So today I was going to the press confrence to discuss these frivolous man slaughter/ rape stabbing charges that have recently been thrown around so OF COURSE , I had to bring something these accusers lack, M*t%#r F&!ki$g CLASS!! So I brought my A-game and my best lawyer/punk Marzu along and we rocked that court house ya dig lyke dayum!?????! Then we went to Cafe Bomb squad and showed them bitches whose boss AS WELL.

This situation REALLY happened.

And this is REALLY what I wore.

smash ah homii

bingbong da witch is dead 4 now........

Rate dis bitch from lykeee 1-89!?!?!?!?!

The dumdest thing i ever did....

fuck my life to 911 potential, found this...read this....wonder how i passed the GEPA.

wrote dis shit in seventh grade, but the illiterate scars will last a lifetime.


Cherry is a young beautiful Soc. She comes from a rich family and lives in a big house. In the book The Outsiders she has a crush on Dallas Winston a greaser. Cherry has a fiery temper and all she cares about is her reputation. That's why she does not want to be seen with ponyboy or Dally. Her boyfriend was bob but after Johnny killed him she could no look at Johnny. She also served as a spy to the greasers for the rumble she loves to watch sunsets like pony boy, one time in the book she said things are ruff all over. I think that means that Socs and Greasers have it bad and everyone has problems.
Cherry was walking home , when suddenly someone touched her shoulder and muffled “This is not your territory”. She screamed because she was in the east side! It was only Dally “You shouldn't be walking by your lonesome at night Cherry” he lectured her.
“Sorry Dally I was just at Ponyboys”she explained.Then Dally kindly offered her a ride to her house. Dally’s car was so it could catch on fire and would explode!
“Dally you got to buy a new car this is a wreck.” Cherry explained.
“Shut up lets go “, we drove off into the night.
Going down the road, we just entered Soc territory. We saw a gang ahead. DAlly spend up the car but we where to late. One of the socs threw a cigarette at the car!
“Cherry get out” Dally screamed! She jumped out as fast as she could.
“DALLY!” She screamed. She spirited to the ruins of the car! “Dallas Winston. Where are you!”
At Dallys Funeral only five people where there Cherry, Ponyboy, Two Bit and Cherrys parents (Who paid for it). He was buried next to johnny. He will always have special place in Cherry Heart.

scene stealer!

CATCH THAT KID!!!

this is after the cup is broken and leads into the dance, so bad....but does that make it good?

and i kinda wanna shot myself after watching this.....re-shoot worth getting rid of my really annoying voice?

Dirty Dirty Theme Song.

Every 67483929202000000299992 years a theme song comes along that is not only revolutionary, but also a spokeswoman for all the people of mother natures lands. This is not that theme song. This theme song makes even less sense because it is a theme song for a short film, dey dont hav theme songz!!!! But this one does. BECAUSE ITS DIRTY. Are you dirty????!??!?!?!

cash cash cash

Disney dollars not real money, cash them in for gold!

des sum lists that MUST be seen by more then my eye, your eye.
the best of the best.
READ THEM ALL.

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Raciest Artist ALIVE!!

believed to be dead upon entry, the ghost has now risen bringing with it hard and smooth racism, what makes her breath yet again? why are those nail in her backpack instead of her coffin?
we here at MSNBC believe it twas her hate that kept her alive, the ground can not except things as slutty as she!
below is a short film showing all the horrors of her cursed brain, filled with more cancers and quilts then would be thought possible, watch out her FLARE...its her best weapon of them all.

PATH wit ah ETIC

^^^Katherz (da camwhore)^^^

Lil camwhore,why you lookin at me, with em eyes the size of quarters?
Oh lil camwhore, why you think you so fuckin cute? Pouten em fat lips.
I wish i could understand why you do this to me, why you stab and stab at ma face with not blue not green stare, almost lyke gawd dayum ice.
why lil camwhore why do you exist? is it....only to hurt...not to help?

^^^Andy (da camwhore)^^^

Film type, old but so hott!

Freshman health projects age as well as the sun does, dat shit lykeeee 458693 billion yoooo

This film must be viewed with virgin eyes to truly feel the sexual energy seeping through the cracks, MEOW.

Dirty Aristocrats Dreams!

Dis shit from Dirty Aristocrats, a film devoted to defeating other films in SVPA film fight ooo ten.

Still gotta get marzu to do dat voiceover to make it make sense, but thangs will happen in due time,ya digg?

Yo Moby; Datz juZ a HOEHOE.

sososo lyke, dis bitch named names lez just say Lezie-Bun has moved 2 da top of ma slutty trampo list 4crazed. Lezie-Bun had mad sexi Timez in da Creek wit a boi i used to respect by da namey of LongFace-Bun, who now i c as lyke a freakin AIDs rape 08 kinda Gogo hoe. NAWT AT ALL cute......cute is class n sass, which both of dez terrible two lack quite frankly!

^^^diz Smokey, strange bitcha bella in ma hood.

Hoez gotta have respecto fo dem selves before de earn any dat shat so daym, stop trampin and hopz off yo own dixz lil freaky handz, cause bebe and bois it get so old soooo fast. BELIEVE DAT!!

Notes from Maria Clarence.

"Sundays are the worst. Those are the days when all seems to fade into the promise of new torture, the torture of relizing that time is passing, and will continue to pass, and there is no way to stop it. You also relize that time will continue when you are gone, and the world will change as if your short stay never existed. What scares me most as the dates pass is the fear of boredom, boredom that will swiftly occur when I pass. There will no longer be thoughts, feelings, memories to replay again and again in my head...what will happen when all of this is over? What will happen when to roller coaster comes to a hault?"-Kate Speidel

This quote truly reflects the slave narritive "Incidents in the life of a slave girl" by Mary Prince on many levels. It showcases the constant torture enforced upon those unfortunet souls, who knew their demise was swiftly approaching. It also highlights the true devotion one may have to there beliefs, no matter how radical.