LIKE STAIRS AND ROCKS

When I'm real real real lonely, I jump off things, like stairs and rocks.

I Never Except the Unexpected because I don't want to be Disappointed!

Click THIS to play my favorite game.

Click THIS to look at my homepage.

Click THIS to find your next punch line.

I am a mature adult!

GIRL POWER!

G-Unit

This is my old boyfriend... he is considered my OLD boyfriend for quite a few reasons. Firstly, he is actually old, 500 years old. This was at first quite awkward, but now I just see it as a great conversation starter. He is also old because he has been my boyfriend for years. This is proven with this image, we were dating during the times in which homemade african masks were trendy.

MUCH classier than the deep Throat Circus....