Thursday, December 31, 2009

Smile like DA GUN iz in MY _______.


So many pussyz dez dayz lyke dayum GROW UP MothAZ 4rEaL..
twoknight Plannin da old in and out....BUT WIT WHOM? hmmmmmmm we got so many Hoez so lil time YA dig.......but I did fire Suga Dick...so der goes a paradise night.....shoulda planed ahead, H.I.V. should nawt be a desidin factor in someonz employment ya knowwwww, shoulda kept the sexi ass bitch around....SHOULDA WOULDA COULDA.

mama?

Running my liver under SHATTY.


A poem from DE CORE of ah man ze yaaaaa!

Dump, your ass to, tha floor
Jiggle, it about, make a bro want more
Sip, yo drink, like it was his...you know...
Touch, the other girls, too make yo bby wild
Be, Barbie.
Dont, SHOOT!

Dis poem inspired per say ba dis chica pictured above named Kandy, she a lil slutty a lil trashy, but er ass iz mad thick!!!


PunK A$$ RaBBit.


So lykeee duh other day I wuz down @ tha Farmerz Market w/Suga Dick, one ma new H0Ez. So, We wuz Walkin mindin our own, yaaa dig, and all of a sudden dis oldd ASS man 4 real poors his grimz ass coffee On ma ARM! MOTHERFUKA BE WILIN! I bein sum wat chill responed in the Way a man gotta, grabbed his head and forced into ma dick, lyke mad de masculizing and such, YA DIG, such an ass lyke f-YOuz, Motha FUkas get lost o' 4 lyfe just DIE.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Man eaterrrr!


Todaiii my hoes wuz straight up oldskool, chilled, danced, and sang fo the past 24.
But fo realz visting Kandy tommorow, good or bad??? i dont know. But she may of got that cali i wanted so yarrrr could be a good trip.

So i wanted warn all da frudz in da universe dat therrr is a straights ass motherfucker on the lose.
His name is Fridged Climber and he is a dyslexic speedreader with more then a LIL attitiude to spare. so if you see this man run bitchs runnnnn!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

its the freakin weeken

Ey Yo whoress and doors!
its Sandy hangin with Candy, Randy and Kandy, they haut and super strong!
they lifting up my heart one section of a time!
sooooooo Andy ma gurl is seeing brittney spearss in concert, tonight so cool? right? I cant decide because i think brittney is past her prime in coolness and GLORY, all she does is that techno shit.
ANYWAY, today was gymnastics, mad hand rippin n bitchin, naut cute, naut cute
also these are sum bangin bois..............
do you notice the man lurkin in the backround. That me.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

smilzz lyke ya mean it


SO...........therr otherrr dayyy i relized i have a heroin problem. Like an actual serious one. Not tha pussy rent stuff. Its real bad, i shot ma frud Andy because i wanted her shoelaces. To braid into my long lovley hair. WOWOWOWOW i 4realz got a problem .

DONT JUDGE ME!

A heartfelt poem


Rain
pouring, soaring, into the sides of my mind
sloshing and burning its insides into my inner wrist?

raping me slowly with its mind and vol
ume
a power unknown to most?
hearts beat, as they move there feet
but then STAB my face is cut off!
no one will ever higher me
sad sad songs of lesbian twins
shady fortress under the bongo drum of Suptown

Animals



As a modern woman of society, I have found I have a grand view of ecology and interspecies relations. Many a folk believe; a man can not love a cat as much as he may love his wife. I find this statement is not true and in most cases, a man may love the cat more! For this ideas to be thrown under the bus like willy-nilly is just ridiculous! A man may love a man in this modern age why cant we let him love his dog? why is it in our power to take away his happiness?
Why?

Damm i luved errr

beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up

Hayyyyy mother f%@ck#@s!!!!!! Its ur punk diva princess SaNdY! im just so readyyy to get bitched faced on tha streets, gone be a crazzi! soo just so ya kats, know my gal pal and sita frund Kandy gonna leave fo tha place wez in my area call CoLLaGe!!!! so sex! n a widle bit flyyy!
so im planning on jumpin out tha window wit dis one so B warned, she on tha pill and sex is lyke err #1 job and her majorrrr so dont cross errr path at night or yarrr might get invaded ALOT.

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creepy right????
wellz she gonna be Silly fuckerss gonna post l8er!

LOVE YA MOSTEST BITCHESSSSSSSSS, $@nDyyyyyyyyyyyyyy