Picture promptz for lyfeeee!!!

So lykeeee I am making my own standardized test called the EKT (eugenics knowledge test), cause the standardized test business seems like a quick and stable way to make $$$ in the current economy. The test will consist of 69 multiple choice that will not only test their ability to dream, but also their ability to love. There will also be a timed portion were the student is forced to write down everything they know about Sandra Bullock. The last, AND most important section will be the picture prompt, if they fail this, they will be marked with the scarlet letter. So here is an ultra exclusive peak at the picture prompt with an example answer.

Gloria’s ivory hands were shaking; not with fear, but with admiration. She was only five feet way from her idol, her hero, her muse. She was wearing a scarlet velvet pull over her mother made for her school picture day last year, and on bottom she was wearing nothing but an illusion. She was begging her mind to not fail her as she approached her personal idea of god. “ey ey yo yo!” She squeaked, startled by her retarded use of slang. He glanced at her with confused but understanding eyes. He was dressed in a suit made completely out of silver, he used such a harsh material because he enjoyed the contrast between the hardness of his metal suit in comparison with his soft soul. “Can I hug you?” Gloria asked, she was starting to feel as if her heart was a broken vase in an empty airport. He grumbled, it was not that he did not want to touch Gloria, he just thought she looked like his sister a lil too much. Gloria decided to just go for it and hug him anyway, for after all you only live once (and she has AIDs so her time is even shorter...). Just as she was reaching her arms around him he swiftly turned, as if to expose his backside. She did not care though, because in her mind she imagined he was and angel.

This essay would of earned the student a C for they did not reference eugenics OR the military.