Sunday, November 28, 2010

LIKE STAIRS AND ROCKS

When I'm real real real lonely, I jump off things, like stairs and rocks.


I Never Except the Unexpected because I don't want to be Disappointed!

Click THIS to play my favorite game.





I am a mature adult!
GIRL POWER!

G-Unit

This is my old boyfriend... he is considered my OLD boyfriend for quite a few reasons. Firstly, he is actually old, 500 years old. This was at first quite awkward, but now I just see it as a great conversation starter. He is also old because he has been my boyfriend for years. This is proven with this image, we were dating during the times in which homemade african masks were trendy.

MUCH classier than the deep Throat Circus....

Friday, August 6, 2010

FUCK STITCHES, i got mad bitches

which is better to burn down...a church or a school or the mall?

I have been getting fatter, and soon I will have to wear a leotard in public...is this good or bad for self image?

likeeeee, if you got a cut on your arm...and stitches would help...would it be better to get stitches or bang mad bitches????

Is it better to be rich or free?

To be raped or to rape?

To find the answers to these questions AND much more WATCH..my new TV show Called "fukken FhilosophiCal", its deep shit porn.

Monday, June 21, 2010

I am a tall breeze

chang chang chang, so rich, so famous, got money hangin out the anus.

TOP POP.....TOP POP....TOP POP

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Sisters Burning at the Stake

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

West Point

I really want to go to West Point, I just gotta go. It's the #1 school in the country, it's got a badmitton team, AND unlike Cooper Union...which is just free....West Point pays you $10,000 or more a year. They also pay you extra to study aboard. Although you have to wear that horrid uniform for your first two years, as an upperclassman you can wear civilian clothes. And you only have to serve the U.S. Military as an officer for 5 years....SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR A BIG WINDOW INTO LIFE.
People hate Yalers and Harvarders , but if you went to West Point you demand respect and honer, something I have never had, except from my slaves.

we all can't sing along, or else we are a clan!


talons, talons, talons......walking into the talkie, talking into the saloon
we carry our burdens so they can bring us about, about Charles, about Denis, never about the red man. Windows carry our feline whores up and about, they beg to be put down...but we never listen. We always bring what we want, when we want it. We always take what we want, when we want it. We always have our way, because we made the way. Waveboarders never give in to the four wheels, always staying on two, making it harder and much less practical, but enjoying the unique feeling that comes along with its cleat like coverings. We never drowned a baby in our tubs, that was Amy Tans heroines mother in Joy Luck...she also had sex on a wall.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

we need to do this NOW.

fuxxxs......sexy way to say fuck (because of the xxx)
kkk....... controverisal way to say ok (because of the hate group)
fns.......means flip a shit (NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THE N CAME FROM!!!)
meow......something to say everytime there is an awkward lull in convo
thanxxxs......Sexy was to say thanks
pedo......politically correct way to say retard
raunchy...... something really cute.
stubo...... someone who has short arms and legs
dance........anything.
lebo.....a lesbian
fresh 2 death....... something that is actually not fresh at all
wavy....... used sarcastically.
bby pro hoe..... baby prostitutes other nickname
bang for buck...... to want to get closer to someone
daterape..... want to become friends with someone

I wish I was Avril


She was always so cool
she always had a punk, yet completely refined grace
she could rock the guitar and the vocals
she said "shit" in a song once
She wore a wife beater and tie
she never gave up!
WHERE HAS OUR QUEEN, OUR SAVIOR GONE? WILL SHE EVER CLAIM HER THRONE AS "THE MOTHERFUCKING PRINCESS"??????

Monday, March 29, 2010

stalking on a slide

for health, for lyfeeeeee


dez reSULTs

WHO WOULD YOU SHOOT??!!
Viggo Mortison...16%

Kate Speidel...66%

Nobody, because we are are the world, we are the children...50%

Flippy...16%

Bitches with no feet...83%

ALL THE DOLPHINS (you the Cove or sum shit)...33%

Playerz with no hands...50%


bitchs with no feet...WATCH YOUR BACK.