stalking on a slide

for health, for lyfeeeeee

dez reSULTs

WHO WOULD YOU SHOOT??!!

Viggo Mortison...16%
Kate Speidel...66%
Nobody, because we are are the world, we are the children...50%
Flippy...16%
Bitches with no feet...83%
ALL THE DOLPHINS (you the Cove or sum shit)...33%
Playerz with no hands...50%

bitchs with no feet...WATCH YOUR BACK.

You cute, but dont let that go to your head!

LASSt cut, filled with many black holes...like my face....

I am the man of this town, i have the right to show you around!!!

fuxzing yessssss, this freaky ass pervert has finally departed from my puddle...i call life. All she did was insult me and throw little rocks at my face, which was quite cruel because my face is ALREADY covered in scars, after all my name is Seal.

I feel really retarded...i honestly just bought alot of songs from the itunes essentials 90s hip hop one hit wonders and academy award winning songs workout.....whhyyyyy dooo i dooo theseee thingggggssssss!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

click this. Or dont, and click this instead.

Neopets conquers all......AGAIN.

WOWOWOWOW, in a not so insane victory Neopets wins it all in the WHO WOULD YOU MARRY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? POLL, WHO WOULD OF GUESSED......ME.

DEZZZZZZZ ARE DE RESULTS

skin heads for some reason got zero votes......WTF?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!

All i wanna do is DIE.

WTF.....Katherz and I where supposed to have a Harry Potter fanfic contest tonight, but because she is on the phone with her new lover Devin (who she will sooooo throw out in like a week ) she has left all the other citizens of this country we used to call home, abandoned...lost....thrown down into the a small, but expansive, body of water...and boy, oh boy, oh boy, do i want to escape it!!!!

so i am using this as a chance to show whoever may read this far into this post the real truth about this fool, this pathetic groveling monster clawing at my rib...does she think I Adam, and she Eve?????

SOOOOO KATE MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO!

punk news.

this is an photo biography of a young boy, no home, no life, no soul. They only thing he owns is his levi's, but thankfully, ALL I NEED IS ALL I GOT.
*these are all very recent pictures of Smokey, the subject of this biography of sorts, they are extremely recent, they were actually all captured yesterday*

This is when smokey though he was REALLY hot shit, so hot that one glance could send almost anyone crying....he was wrong...he was the only one crying.

This is the embarassing stage in smokey's life when he changed his name to Apple and dated a lad by the name of Kup, they were extremely sensual all over my floor!!!
This is a photo taken about ten seconds before smokey got the rape raped out of him by an asian, he was not feeling it, but she was.
This is when Smokey thought cell phones were cool.
This was a photo taken recently when smokey thought he should end his life. His good friend Robodobo then took this picture upon hearing aarons sobs and then said, "see this picture????SEETHSPICTURE??? this is the man i want to love....forever". They then got very intimate...
This was a bad spot.
This is when smokey wanted to be really trendy, but then he realized it was not 1996.

This was from that time, around that place, with that guy, who was selling those things attached to that whore.
This is how he looks RIGHT NOW.

Picture promptz for lyfeeee!!!

So lykeeee I am making my own standardized test called the EKT (eugenics knowledge test), cause the standardized test business seems like a quick and stable way to make $$$ in the current economy. The test will consist of 69 multiple choice that will not only test their ability to dream, but also their ability to love. There will also be a timed portion were the student is forced to write down everything they know about Sandra Bullock. The last, AND most important section will be the picture prompt, if they fail this, they will be marked with the scarlet letter. So here is an ultra exclusive peak at the picture prompt with an example answer.

Gloria’s ivory hands were shaking; not with fear, but with admiration. She was only five feet way from her idol, her hero, her muse. She was wearing a scarlet velvet pull over her mother made for her school picture day last year, and on bottom she was wearing nothing but an illusion. She was begging her mind to not fail her as she approached her personal idea of god. “ey ey yo yo!” She squeaked, startled by her retarded use of slang. He glanced at her with confused but understanding eyes. He was dressed in a suit made completely out of silver, he used such a harsh material because he enjoyed the contrast between the hardness of his metal suit in comparison with his soft soul. “Can I hug you?” Gloria asked, she was starting to feel as if her heart was a broken vase in an empty airport. He grumbled, it was not that he did not want to touch Gloria, he just thought she looked like his sister a lil too much. Gloria decided to just go for it and hug him anyway, for after all you only live once (and she has AIDs so her time is even shorter...). Just as she was reaching her arms around him he swiftly turned, as if to expose his backside. She did not care though, because in her mind she imagined he was and angel.

This essay would of earned the student a C for they did not reference eugenics OR the military.

BambambambamLALALA

Katherz is in the clair, this is how she looked today on our yachting trip down the Yangtze River.
We saw many turtles, falcons, and even a blue crab. This was a day she will take with her till death, she saw so many sights, and finally felt the air blow through her hair. I did not feel such an emotion, for I am bald.

WERRR ARE YOU PLUTO???

On Marzu: cow skin bullet skirt, moth gun tights, handmade shirt, Dirty Girl Mud Sex Vest, Thrifted Face.
On ME!!!: Face down ass up socks, Leggy Albino Leggings, You raped my when I was twelve fringe vest, Thrifted soul.

So today I was going to the press confrence to discuss these frivolous man slaughter/ rape stabbing charges that have recently been thrown around so OF COURSE , I had to bring something these accusers lack, M*t%#r F&!ki$g CLASS!! So I brought my A-game and my best lawyer/punk Marzu along and we rocked that court house ya dig lyke dayum!?????! Then we went to Cafe Bomb squad and showed them bitches whose boss AS WELL.

This situation REALLY happened.

And this is REALLY what I wore.

smash ah homii

bingbong da witch is dead 4 now........

Rate dis bitch from lykeee 1-89!?!?!?!?!

The dumdest thing i ever did....

fuck my life to 911 potential, found this...read this....wonder how i passed the GEPA.

wrote dis shit in seventh grade, but the illiterate scars will last a lifetime.


Cherry is a young beautiful Soc. She comes from a rich family and lives in a big house. In the book The Outsiders she has a crush on Dallas Winston a greaser. Cherry has a fiery temper and all she cares about is her reputation. That's why she does not want to be seen with ponyboy or Dally. Her boyfriend was bob but after Johnny killed him she could no look at Johnny. She also served as a spy to the greasers for the rumble she loves to watch sunsets like pony boy, one time in the book she said things are ruff all over. I think that means that Socs and Greasers have it bad and everyone has problems.
Cherry was walking home , when suddenly someone touched her shoulder and muffled “This is not your territory”. She screamed because she was in the east side! It was only Dally “You shouldn't be walking by your lonesome at night Cherry” he lectured her.
“Sorry Dally I was just at Ponyboys”she explained.Then Dally kindly offered her a ride to her house. Dally’s car was so it could catch on fire and would explode!
“Dally you got to buy a new car this is a wreck.” Cherry explained.
“Shut up lets go “, we drove off into the night.
Going down the road, we just entered Soc territory. We saw a gang ahead. DAlly spend up the car but we where to late. One of the socs threw a cigarette at the car!
“Cherry get out” Dally screamed! She jumped out as fast as she could.
“DALLY!” She screamed. She spirited to the ruins of the car! “Dallas Winston. Where are you!”
At Dallys Funeral only five people where there Cherry, Ponyboy, Two Bit and Cherrys parents (Who paid for it). He was buried next to johnny. He will always have special place in Cherry Heart.